1 Dumpweed 2:53
2 Don't Leave Me 2:38
3 Aliens Exist 3:43
4 Family Reunion 0:51
5 Going Away To College 3:40
6 What's My Age Again? 3:18
7 Rich Lips 3:35
8 Blew Job 0:40
9 Untitled 2:51
10 Voyeur 4:35
11 Pathetic 2:51
12 Adam's Song 4:35
13 Peggy Sue 3:47
14 Wendy Clear 4:09
15 Carousel 3:38
16 All The Small Things 3:35
17 Mutt 3:39
18 The Country Song 1:00
19 Dammit 3:05
20 Man Overboard 2:46
21 Start My Own Nudist Colony 0:22
22 Fuck Everybody Else 0:38
23 Say Some Dirty Words 0:34
24 I Like Your Hair 0:09
25 For All The Ladies... 0:21
26 Golf Tournament 0:35
27 A Note From Your Mom 0:16
28 What I Learned In Fifth Grade 0:07
29 Fuck You Tom 0:18
30 Smells Like Blood And Feces 0:18
31 Safe Sex 0:25
32 The Most Special Kind Of Love 0:27
33 My Boner Just Died 0:11
34 Someone Lost A Contact Lens 0:25
35 I Gotta Go Pee-Pee 0:33
36 Hurt Kid 0:17
37 I Wish I Took Guitar Lessons 0:19
38 I Know A Guy.... 0:42
39 Excuse Me, Security Guard 0:22
40 Mark's Middle Name 0:10
41 I Still Have To Go Pee 0:10
42 You Shave Your Ass! 0:35
43 We Need A New Guitarist 0:17
44 If I Were A Girl 0:05
45 Santa Will Rape Your Dogs 0:14
46 I'm Ashamed To Be Myself 0:22
47 Fuck Wiping! 0:18
48 7-Up 0:06
49 Last Words From Satan 0:55